Virgin Blogger

I've never blogged before, though it's not as though the opportunity hasn't been there, it has. I like 78% of slightly embarrassed and completely obsessed individuals have a MySpace account. I tell people it's because I want my old school chums to be able o find me. That's crap, I hated them then and am pretty sure I wouldn't feel any fuzzier to them now. I think the only reason I have the account is so I can see the comments I get from my pictures. They're not sexy or anything, just ordinary pictures but it always gets me excited when I log on and see the red "new photo comment" bar on the side of my screen. I have the option to blog from my account but the only person who subscribes to that blog is my mother and probably my boss. Not exactly blogging with freedom there.

My life isn't what most people would call exciting but I am under the delusion that I have a unique point of view on things. Not the sardonic caustic point of view that many people fake because it's so cool not to care. If the Care Bears taught us anything it's that caring IS cool.... right? So here I am breaking my blogger cherry in the hopes that my blog will be read and enjoyed by others. I believe that there are so many bloggers out there that creating a blog is like writing in a diary and leaving it in Central Park with a million other diaries. It may be picked up and read, it may just get lost in the heap. Only time will tell.

Wish me luck in this endeavor. I am 4 1/2 months away from getting married. I think this next year will hold a lot for me and though I am no Anne Frank I believe that documenting this year will be important. Maybe I can put it into a book for my future babyme's. Maybe my Mother will stand up at my wedding to say that she and my father have been having a threesome with my fiance and then I can sell my blog to Jerry. You never know what the future will hold.

My promise to you, future blog readers:

I will never lie to you. I may exaggerate but once you get to know me you'll be able to tell when I'm "being creative" with the facts. I will share all the good and all the bad, but only in Readers Digest form, no need to keep you up all night right? I am going to Peru for my Honeymoon so forgive me if I have to put pen to paper for those 2 weeks. So there it is. I am woman hear me blog.